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fyeahmainer: big-brother-addictedcountrygirl: kaitlinanndelong: Why can’t I have a guy like this? ^^ May I please have a guy like this?
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SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  • Douche: hey
  • Nice girl:
  • Douche: HEY
  • Nice girl: what?
  • Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  • Nice girl: excuse me?
  • Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  • Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
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  • My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
  • Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think nah, better not.
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dailygags: LOOOL need a laugh?
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  • Friend: Lol remember when you liked....
  • Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT
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uggified: look at his face, it’s like it felt good. lol
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When someone touches my phone

lolzpicx:

At first I’m like

Then I remember something inappropriate in it:

And I’m like:

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v-o-g-u-e-i-s-a-r-t: sophiatheunicorniologist: shadowxsama: swaggaraptor: polychromaticdragon: funniest10k: howdarenyou This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once. …is that drake and josh? omg I think it is What is going on POSE WITH ME, BROTHA it’s like you have to reblog this omfg 
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