fyeahmainer:

big-brother-addictedcountrygirl:

kaitlinanndelong:

Why can’t I have a guy like this?

^^

May I please have a guy like this?

SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  • Douche: hey
  • Nice girl:
  • Douche: HEY
  • Nice girl: what?
  • Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  • Nice girl: excuse me?
  • Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  • Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?

  • My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
  • Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think nah, better not.
dailygags:

LOOOL

need a laugh?

  • Friend: Lol remember when you liked....
  • Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT
uggified:

look at his face, it’s like it felt good. lol

When someone touches my phone

lolzpicx:

At first I’m like

Then I remember something inappropriate in it:

And I’m like:

v-o-g-u-e-i-s-a-r-t:


sophiatheunicorniologist:

shadowxsama:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

funniest10k:

howdarenyou
This photo should be on everyone’s blog at least once.

…is that drake and josh?

omg I think it is

What is going on

POSE WITH ME, BROTHA


it’s like you have to reblog this omfg