SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED
- Douche: hey
- Nice girl:
- Douche: HEY
- Nice girl: what?
- Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
- Nice girl: excuse me?
- Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
- Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
- My Mom: I think you should do your homework.
- Me: Well, sometimes I think I should do crystal meth, but then I think nah, better not.
- Friend: Lol remember when you liked....
- Me: THAT WAS A DARK TIME ALRIGHT
When someone touches my phone
At first I’m like
Then I remember something inappropriate in it:
And I’m like: